Client Audit: Much Ado About Nothing
Everything is in a mess in the office today. Rather I would say everybody is trying to clear what can seem to be a "mess" to the Americans. I do understand that they are our clients and they are the king according to some popular management theory. So they have to be treated royally.
What is this fuss all about? It's about the audit which is going to take place in a few days time. If you look at the people in the bay, it's like Parl Harbour under Japanese attack. Everyone is up on their toes like a midget in the urinal. We need to clear everything up. What all need to be cleared??
We need to follow a clean desk policy, ie, there wont be anything apart from our hands on the desk. Well, a few days back I was watching a TV channel which was showing some American corporate office. Believe me his desk was no less messed up than that you find in a engineering college hostel room. And then those buffoons expect us to follow clean desk policy. I promise, you wont see coke cans and pizza packets on our desks. We are too poor to afford them. But that's life. American hegemony all the way.
Next comes your workstation. No music, no chat mesenger. I agree. They want us to work, work and work. No recreation. Right they are. Why should the bloody Indians need recreation? Aren't they paying us? They treat us as a hooker and rightly so. Because we are poor and we need money. We need dollars. So as the Beatles said "Let it be."But what sucks is that when the NSS guy came and deleted the Photographs of my girlfriend from my hard-drive. Well, I ensure you --- they were neither porns nor MMS. They were just innocuos photographs. But no . You bloody indian dont have any right to keep your personal stuff. Rather you should not have any personal life. Those buggers think that with the power of dollars, they have not only bought our skills, but also our body, mind and soul.And what is most disheartening when I find some of my Indian brothers beaving like a pet watch-dog of them.
No wonder why thousands brits ruled crores for more than 200 years.
What is this fuss all about? It's about the audit which is going to take place in a few days time. If you look at the people in the bay, it's like Parl Harbour under Japanese attack. Everyone is up on their toes like a midget in the urinal. We need to clear everything up. What all need to be cleared??
We need to follow a clean desk policy, ie, there wont be anything apart from our hands on the desk. Well, a few days back I was watching a TV channel which was showing some American corporate office. Believe me his desk was no less messed up than that you find in a engineering college hostel room. And then those buffoons expect us to follow clean desk policy. I promise, you wont see coke cans and pizza packets on our desks. We are too poor to afford them. But that's life. American hegemony all the way.
Next comes your workstation. No music, no chat mesenger. I agree. They want us to work, work and work. No recreation. Right they are. Why should the bloody Indians need recreation? Aren't they paying us? They treat us as a hooker and rightly so. Because we are poor and we need money. We need dollars. So as the Beatles said "Let it be."But what sucks is that when the NSS guy came and deleted the Photographs of my girlfriend from my hard-drive. Well, I ensure you --- they were neither porns nor MMS. They were just innocuos photographs. But no . You bloody indian dont have any right to keep your personal stuff. Rather you should not have any personal life. Those buggers think that with the power of dollars, they have not only bought our skills, but also our body, mind and soul.And what is most disheartening when I find some of my Indian brothers beaving like a pet watch-dog of them.
No wonder why thousands brits ruled crores for more than 200 years.
posted by Somdeb Sengupta at 6:24 PM
2 Comments:
Dont blame the client..
i am pretty sure your BD manager (Indian ) would have gone at great lenghts to convince him how a clean system helps the producitivity and how good u guys are at maintaing a clean sysytem.
who was the girlfriend whose fotos got deleted ... and get a lappy, I am sure they can't touch that ...
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